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Pink Washington Monuments

I decided to surround the Washington Monument with identical pink versions. I chose the pink color because I wanted them to be an obscene, bright, obnoxious color that people would be forced to look at. I chose to surround the Washington Monument because I wanted to imitate how the American flags surround it in real life, and I wanted to make the monument larger than it was in real life. Since DC is such a flat city, I wanted there to be more than one building that was taller than the capitol building, and have them be really obnoxious looking to break up the flat city scape.

Air Traffic Control Problems

Airline Disaster @ Monroe Park

The Legeti-Stone

In 1951, György Ligeti – a contemporary composer, left his birthplace in Târnava-Sânmărtin, Romania, to explore the world. This monument is a giant ticking metronome that kept time with Ligeti’s moods and expiriences since he left town and only stopped when he would return for short stays. Since he is buried in Zentralfriedhof, Vienna, this monument will continue to tick forever and ever and ever and ever. It is a visual representation of what a Legeti composition would look like if it’s fundametal medium was not comprised of sound, but rather began as; a man on a bike with dreadlocks. sporting a disco ball helmet and dressed in all white, crashing into a muddy river, deep inside the woods of Ligeti’s hometown.


Skull Island, Jake Broglio

Skull Island is a small, military base off the coast of the virgin islands. It is home to the criminal mastermind Professor Moriarty IV, and the infamous Sledge Hammer Gang.
Little is know of Professor Moriarty, except that he is a descendant of the original Professor Moriarty, and his involvement in the attack on the US Senate. On April 18, 1978, Professor Moriarty led an attack on the Washington. Allied with Captain Death, the Mistress, and the Unstoppable Man, Moriarty led his army of robotic man-rats. They captured and held hostage the entire US senate and hundreds of civilians for a unknown ransom. After a 5 day stand off, The Order of Insurmountable Power was able to defeat Moriarty and his conspirators. Only eight senator and twenty civilians were killed, along with Captain Death, the Mistress, the Unstoppable Man and all of Moriarty’s robotic man-rats. Moriarty narrowly escaped, but The Order of Insurmountable Power followed Moriarty back to his fortress in the Baltics and arrested him. While awaiting trial, Moriarty broke out of prison with the help of The Red Devil and went in to hiding. Weeks later, The Red Devil was found dead presumably killed by Moriarty.
Two years after the attack on the US senate Moriarty resurfaced and stole an anti-gravity device from a research facility in London. He used the device on “La Flotante Isla” or The Floating Island off the coast of the Virgin Islands. Moriarty used the anti-gravity device to bring down the Floating Island and placed it at its current location. Then, with the help of the Sledge Hammer Gang, the Professor enslaved the island’s population (the flodians) and constructed his new fortress in the shape of a giant skull on the islands north shore. In 1981, Moriarty proclaimed himself Supreme Leader of Skull Island and in 1982 ,he declared war on the United States and Sweden. In the following years there have been many attempts by the United States to capture Skull Island, but all have failed. Skull Island sits on a large Coradium deposit that is harvested under the island. The Coradium is then used to power the islands defense systems, including the devastating Coradium Cannon. Now, The Island is a safe haven for villains and criminals. It is believed that in his old age, Moriarty will retire as the Supreme Leader of Skull Island and pick a new Leader, but before this happens Moriarty will launch a final attack on The United States…

IWISHIWASDEAD, Nicol Leddington

often understated in contemporary society, by placing the text monument above the ground, the phrase appears to loom over the earth and you. And it DOES! I wish i was dead

MurkYourself, Nicol Leddington

Here’s to the open road, to gamer slang, and the absolute Mediocrity of this Not so not Non-monument (Huuuuwut?). The statement is a reflection of your face and what I personally think you should do…… Right now :)

Hexa Poolside Resort, Teyon Bruce

Located just off of the Belize coast on Hick Cays is Hexa Poolside Resort. With in driving distance is the exotic beaches of Hicks Cay. This resort offers over ten pools, luxury presidential suites, poolside bars, moonlight Hexa dining, a beautiful inside and outside theatre, all night entertainers and much more at your disposal at the Hexa Poolside Resort.

Temple, Toliver Roebuck

The birth of existence was created on the summit of Mount Kilimanjaro. A shrine was erected and from it spawned the the sands of limes. In this sand garden life’s existence was created and emerged from the sand. Those who passed through the gate became material and those that entered the gates from reality, transverse to the spiritual realm of existence. Here those whom have attained the ability to pass through meditate to the questions of the universe.